I JUST TOOK MY HAIR OUT OF MY HAT
AND IT'S SO POOFY
IT LOOKS LIKE THOSE WEIRD HAIRCUTS ALL THE BOYS AT MY SCHOOL HAVE
THEIR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A DUCK'S BUTT
IT'S LIKE FLIPPED IN THE FRONT
THEY THINK THEY'RE SO COOL
JUST CAUSE THEY'RE TAN
BUT STILL THEY'RE ASSHOLES
FUCK YOU DAVIO
NOBODY CARES THAT YOU'RE A GYMNAST AND YOUR UNCLE OWNS A PIZZA PLACE
THE TOWN I LIVE IN HAS LIKE 30 PIZZA PLACES, 17 DRY CLEANERS AND LIKE 27 NAIL SALONS
WHAT THE FUCK
By the way I just got back from 2 weeks of sleepaway, parent-trap-esque, summer camp, and I am TAN AS FUCK
I didn't even know my Irish-German flesh could do that! But my mom told me about her dad, who could tan so well people thought he was Mexican, so I guess I got his genes. Yahooo! But seriously every time I get up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water I walk past my mirror and I almost scream because I'm like WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A ITALIAN IN MY HOUSE but then I'm like, of wait, It's just now-tan me, looking awesome as ever! And then I just strut out. But seriously. Now I can get my photo taken with flash and nobody goes blind! Yay! Seriously though I'm so tan I LOVE IT YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
Anyone who disses cheese is not welcome in my house under any circumstances. Ever. Same goes for potatoes. Also anyone who has eaten pickles, mayonnaise, or raw tomatoes before visiting and hasn't brushed their teeth since must go do that. Especially raw tomatoes. Not cooked, raw. Cooked tomatoes are delicious. I love GC&TS. Best. Combo. Ever. But raw tomates? No.